Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I notice it was John Green
then I laughed harder
*whispers* doesn’t he have two child’s
*whispers* omg he did it again
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
my life rn
if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy