My name's Kate, I'm 21. Born and raised in New York. Currently raising my beautiful daughter with my amazing husband. I have an unnatural obsession with sharp blades, modern military, TV shows, reptiles, alcohol, recreational outlets, and billiards. 
~ Tuesday, September 2 ~
Permalink

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3


108,255 notes
reblogged via ashleopardd
Permalink

gamergirl1985:

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

image

turned

image

our

image

entire

image

living room

image

into

image

a

image

fort

You are living my dream.

(Source: thisshitisriddikulus)


91,845 notes
reblogged via mytrueaddictons
Permalink

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)


160,097 notes
reblogged via mytrueaddictons
Permalink

thechronicleofshe:

the conversation that launched a thousand fan fics


149,488 notes
reblogged via heartinyourpocket
Permalink

shubbabang:

image

image

image

image

image

image

So today was interesting


100,165 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
Permalink

phantomphaeton:

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

Oh look how the cute little babies just come tumbling out


123,811 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
~ Monday, September 1 ~
Permalink

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her


103,252 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
Permalink
dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.




And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.


180,375 notes
reblogged via jojopride
Permalink

(Source: shamelessdaily)


2,354 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
Permalink

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust)


234,557 notes
reblogged via ashleopardd
Permalink

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

image

#that should not have been as funny as it was


319,075 notes
reblogged via mytrueaddictons
Permalink
milliondollarnigga:

thefatgawd:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him


This nigga is doing the bare minimum and smashed. The bare fucking minimum. Waiting for the post that says how much of a dick he is.

LOL, now that’s what I call GTD, Volume 1

milliondollarnigga:

thefatgawd:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

This nigga is doing the bare minimum and smashed. The bare fucking minimum. Waiting for the post that says how much of a dick he is.

LOL, now that’s what I call GTD, Volume 1


210,783 notes
reblogged via mytrueaddictons
Permalink
  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI

95,118 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
Permalink
doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid


Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*


69,932 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx
Permalink

indecentt:

don’t even try to tell me that rottweilers are mean dogs


286 notes
reblogged via nixiestixx