My name's Kate, I'm 21. Born and raised in New York. Currently raising my beautiful daughter with my amazing husband. I have an unnatural obsession with sharp blades, modern military, TV shows, reptiles, alcohol, recreational outlets, and billiards. 
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Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

bowtiefightclub:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

*whispers* doesn’t he have two child’s

*whispers* omg he did it again


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bekkaa:

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

im thinking about emailing this to my old ap enviro sci teacher, who was from australia, just for kicks

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annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge


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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


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pineappledean:

I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

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sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

my life rn


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imgonnamakeachange:

if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you


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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)


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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy


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yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?


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